Episode Twenty-Six
Episode 26: Speed Hucklebug, operating difficulties, shout-outs, Listener Topic of the Week -- Hucklebug in the 1940s, movies, CD Mix alternate tracks 11-15, lowlights, highlights, fuck-offs, Guess What Stennie's Saying.
posted by stennie @ 12:14 AM
9 Comments:
For heaven's sake, Betster -- go say hi to Ferd, and pinch EVERYONE. The only bad thing is that you will miss chat. That's something that needs to be reconsidered.
Wow. I've just about finished listening to the Hucklebug before I would have finished downloading it last week.
One thought on the door thing -- what is the distance behind that someone needs to be that it's appropriate to hold the door for? If someone a bit ahead of you is holding the door, do you speed up and run to get it? And what about those times when you thought that the person was holding the door for you, but they really weren't, so you wind up being extra rude by shoving your way through?
And I'll play the game. Because I'm not the hugest Jenga fan:
Bet..."Except Mark Foley when he goes to prison.
Stennie: "He's so HOTT. I'm so sad he's going to jail. I'm afraid they're going to do bad things to my lovah..."
Bet.."yes, I'm all for that. With hot pike shoved up their, you know.
Stennie: "No, no, no. That's too sad. You know I have a thing for men in stripes. Yankees, bankers, and prisoners..."
Bet...."Even rapists?"
Stennie: "Absolutely."
Bet: 'Think about that...(laughing)"
Since last week you did the Hucklebug in the 1940s, what would it look like in the year 2525?
I think Stennie was saying: "Hm... I wonder if there are Congressional STAFFers that would like to send HIM and instant message... IF you knowwhatImean..."
Oh yeah, and isn't it rude to tell rude people to fuck off?
Also, for the final episode of The 5 Minute Show with "behind-the-scenes" Hucklebug "footage" go here:
http://thepete.com/the-5-minute-show-episode-36/
Next week I'll be posting the Stennie's guest appearance on TheUsCast at ThePete.Com. Gosh, I'm looking forward to that!
I like Lily's question about what HUCKLEBUG 2525 would be like. The only question I have is: Is it 2525 AD or 2525 BC? Either way, great question!!
Bet..."Except Mark Foley when he goes to prison.
Stennie: "At least he'll have time to write me back. I'm thinking about asking him to marry me in a ceremony with a choir of felons."
Bet.."yes, I'm all for that. With hot pipe shoved up their, you know.
Stennie: "Yes. They would all be tenors."
Bet...."Even rapists?"
Stennie: "They can be the falsettos."
Bet: 'Think about that...(laughing)"
Stennie: I think Congressional staffers, well, and most other white collar criminals, should have access to the Hucklebog podcast in the joint.
Bet: Except Mark Foeley when he goes to prison.
Stennie: Oh, no, not that asshole. He deserves a very special type of Hucklebug, if you catch my drift. Let's just call it the FuckleHug.
Bet: Yes, I'm all for that. With a hot pipe shoved up there. . .you know.
Stennie: Okay, so it's settled. GWB, Mark Foley, people who don't stop of emergency vehicles, people who don't hold doors open for others, people who don't wave when you let them merge, and rude people should all be fucklehugged. Everyone else should have access to the Hucklebug podcast in prison.
Bet: Even rapists?
Stennie: Fucklehugged. Big time.
No, wait, fugglehugged, hogtied, and tossed into rush hour traffic while being forced to listen to Clay Aiken songs.
Bet: (laughing) Thinkg about that. . .
Oh damn--I forgot to say THANKS to Stennie for my awesome Hucklebug prize! The CD Mix Challenge tracks were a lot of fun and I'm also enjoying the Kiss cover album. I've run out of podcasts at work and am listening to it as I type this. A few of the covers are about a thousand times better than the originals--although to some, that's not too surprising, I think.
THANK YOU!!
Oh yeah and are you guys thinking about having any other guests? Perhaps the guy who sold *Donald* Sutherland a newspaper? Or perhaps someone who sold Kiefer (sp?) a candy bar?
Boy, I can't believe how well that "I could be dead in 24 hours" line works. I get tons of action that way. Those small-town girls are nice and gullible.
What Stennie is saying: The Hucklebug is anti-rape
Betster: Except Mark Foley, when he goes to prison.
Stenns: I think that regular, manditory rape should be the sentence for anyone who fucks with the underaged.
Betster: Yes, I'm all for that, with a hot pipe shoved up their...
Stenns: I don't know if that's entirely appropriate - I think everyone should be protected from rape.
Better: Even rapists?
Stenns: Almost everyone. Rapists should have their extremities severed, set on fire and then shoved up their ...
Betster: (laughing)Think about that!
Howdie Ladies!!
1. So glad that ya'll are "anti-rude" - I triple-agree with everything you say. Kevin (the undead) & I are always noting that many, many problems in the world would be solved if people just weren't so dang rude and inconsiderate of others!!
2. Stennie: I think that all male death-row inmates should get one last conjugal visit from their wives.
Bet: Except Mark Foley, when he goes to prison.
Stennie: I think his wife would probably rather string him up by his toes - along with those bastards who failed to protect those Pages.
Bet: Yes, I'm all for that, with a hot pipe shoved up their...
Stennie: But, I suppose everyone else can have a visit.
Bet: Even rapists?
Stennie: Mmmm...guess they'll have to string them up, too. Maybe the prisons need a special humiliation yard where child molesters and rapists can be tied up naked and the general public and come by and throw tomatoes at them.
Bet: (laughing)Think about that!
3. Stennie - I'm so glad the gods were on your side and the Hucklebug #2 came out - ladies - thanks to you both for redoing just for us!! It is very much appreciated. This was much fun to do and read others responses - do you have any other good Bet-only conversations you can have us Stennie-compose? Loved the Bet-laugh at the end - had to replay that!
4. F*** Apple for me this week - my iPod Shuffle died with an error that there is no mention of on the Apple website yet I found a bunch of people on the iPod forum with the same sudden, Shuffle-life ending error.
Kellie - I bet it is iTunes 7 that killed your iPod. It made my iPod get all frowny.
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